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    Guardsman
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    The New dawn

    The roaring horns of the Natars have been silenced. The world had stood against the greater evil. Men fought bravely for their lands and loved ones.There was blood, but at the end of it all there were relics which now lay with men and their powers spreading across empires.

    4 Mighty Clans took part in the holy war ::

    With Slackers spilling the most blood and taking the most spoils, as always spreading the choas. Always being under the influence of alcohol makes them carefree and courageous than the rest.

    The mighty Dynasty, kings of unimaginable wealth sent out their armies with one specific goal get as many shoes for their queens as possible among other things.

    The ruthless gang of mercs, known to some as the Alphas went with specific targets and may have achieved them only the warlord (Man in the shadows!!!) knows the truth.

    Lastly the Grid, the scribe personally feels disappointed with their show as he had expected a lot more of them, he hopes they give slackers the fight they crave as it had been poor show on the day.


    In the land of Chaos

    Week 1

    As predicted by the all seeing witch (the old hag rumored to be around from the start of mankind, eternally drunk) on the eve of new dawn. In the quest to reclaim the holy land once belonging to their ancestors the slackers face a tough task ahead. War is coming to them she said. But the Mighty Chaos general seems unfazed drinking down kegs of ale.

    It began like deja vu, the kings of Dynasty plotted with the lands of the NW to prevent the prophecy from coming true (The true king of ronins to be restored back). So began the fakes to smoke screen the real attacks but before anything could be accomplished the general Spartacus on recovery mode got blinded again by the slackers losing the Large eyes. Then not to be left behind the slackers poked the grid in the eye again taking the small eyes.

    As every war has losses on both ends a few caps have been busted in the land of chaos but nothing significant to show. A number of beautiful armies marched to and fro from the land of chaos untested in the first round. Also a small fools was lost.

    There was also an attempt by the mercenary of alphas on the large boots but looked like a lone action. May be a rogue agent or the work of the man in the shadows!!!! Of course he got splatted like a fly.

    Week 2

    War continued and grid ventured out solo again this time busting more caps but losing an army in the process. One mighty king of Dynasty growing fat wanted to go on a small diet but alas his troops were not fat enough. May be if he rationed more too the troops than himself it may have been possible.

    A large architects was lost but it is what slackers are known for slacking is it not. Grid profited finally having some end game scope :P
    Also a spawn was chiefed.

    Slackers were in chaos thinking how to cope on fight on two fronts and possibly a third. The Mighty general brushed aside the concerns and said this is what happens when Choas rides and this is how chaos thrives.

    Inspired by the speech a new soldier from the lands of grey rode out in the darkness of the night letting only his closed ones know that he is gonna create more chaos.

    Week 3

    A new round of attacks started, it is still 2v1 now as gold of the dynasty and the ravaged grid looted by the cheats LGNW looks to be dried up. No one affording the fees of the Man in the shadows to unleash the Alphas. There was a splat of BFF but no one knows who it was. Was it the work of the man in the shadows. Or did BFF piss someone else off.

    A great move by BKK resulted in chiefing of the natars and stealing the small eyes(He has greatly improved from his hay days where he lost a small trainers to an army of less than 3K, recently confirmed trolling). More armies moved a few more caps busted. Back from the dead the King Cheat himself rode out taking a small rivals from an insignificant village. Slacking again (we know).

    And the last action of the week. The soldier that rode in the night has created a chaos like none other. Armies marched wave after wave trying to blow him to bits. In a frenzy that lasted only a min but has ripples lasting a month. Drew out 4 armies and 5 hero all who splatted at the mighty wall. Making him the numero Uno defender for the week and server. It was a splendid display. Kudos to pascal for being a sport and making kratos his PD

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    The weeks may be off I have tried to cover as many events as possible. Feed back (trolling too) is appreciated. I know its too long but how else do you spin a tale
    Slackers for the win!!! This is the only way says No Way....

    Also New Erah can you please update the artifact threads and post regular losses and gains there? Pretty please it helps in making the bulletins
    Napalm - s9

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    Sad no mention of bluemoon And a few caps? :P

    Either way, nice read. Sad the forums have been slow recently,

    ill update the artifact one shortly.
    2013 Com 2-Infinity w/ Infamous.... 2013-2014 Com 5-Necoforce w/ BA.... 2014-2015 Com 6-Ragnarok w/ Infamous.... 2015 Com 1-Icequeen w/ Dynasty....2016 Com1-Senior Sparrow w/Dynasty

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    Quote Originally Posted by new erah View Post
    Sad no mention of bluemoon And a few caps? :P

    Either way, nice read. Sad the forums have been slow recently,

    ill update the artifact one shortly.
    True bluemoon i forgot :P mainly because it did not have any built up and it was a solo action not a team call. Well i would say a few. Most hit by Grid are low key inactive members. But we have suffered our share of losses

    BB

    And Dynasty tied at artifacts woah. Where did u guys go stealing ? Or is it cause we lost a few Doh....
    Napalm - s9

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    Hmm fair enough about bluemoon, though it was a big event

    Hopefully this post spices up the forums, nice job!
    2013 Com 2-Infinity w/ Infamous.... 2013-2014 Com 5-Necoforce w/ BA.... 2014-2015 Com 6-Ragnarok w/ Infamous.... 2015 Com 1-Icequeen w/ Dynasty....2016 Com1-Senior Sparrow w/Dynasty

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    Quote Originally Posted by badboy_2404 View Post
    There was a splat of BFF but no one knows who it was. Was it the work of the man in the shadows. Or did BFF piss someone else off.
    I think Kublai needs to stop Slacking and take care of his dirty work his ownself. :)
    K-

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    thanks for the update... props for making it an amusing read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by conijn View Post
    thanks for the update... props for making it an amusing read.
    Just wish someone would do the old school strength analysis. It looks like we SGR are blowing our own trumpets, i know its slightly baised :P . But I have my doubts on the fact that we are the team to beat .

    But i love the attention we get . Thanks for making it fun guys keep trolling. Keep Growing. Keep attacking.
    Napalm - s9

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    Quote Originally Posted by new erah View Post
    Sad no mention of bluemoon And a few caps? :P

    Either way, nice read. Sad the forums have been slow recently,

    ill update the artifact one shortly.
    Bluemoon wasnt part of Slackers.. keep to play in the beach..

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    Did DavidJacoby just attacked himself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitamin C View Post
    Did DavidJacoby just attacked himself?
    Funny question
    Dirtyexpress

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